Farm for Peace Not Profit
Could I buy these carrots for two dollars? Yes. Could I spend an entire season and an alarming amount of money growing them myself? Also yes. Please stop interrupting my peace with accounting.
Our Farm for Peace Not Profit tee features a retro oval badge with pixel-style carrots, garden tools, a watering can, and golden wheat. Cream lettering delivers the official business plan: “I FARM FOR PEACE. NOT PROFIT.” Finally, an agricultural operation where the only thing expected to grow is your distance from other people.
Perfect for gardeners, hobby farmers, cozy farming-game fans, and anyone who would rather spend an afternoon addressing soil problems than answering “Got a quick minute?” Your crops require attention, but at least they don’t schedule meetings to discuss how you water them.
Wear it to garden days, farmers-market trips, or lazy weekends spent managing a tiny agricultural empire with absolutely no intention of consulting a spreadsheet. It also makes an excellent gift for that friend whose tomatoes cost roughly seventeen dollars each once you factor in their “little setup.”
“What’s your return on investment?” Three carrots and forty-five minutes without anyone talking to me. Exceptional quarter.
The watering can is full. The expectations are low. And the harvest might feed one moderately hungry rabbit, who has already helped himself without contributing a damn thing toward expenses.
Add to cart. Every peaceful farming operation needs a uniform and a deeply unprofitable mission statement.
SnarkySarks. Growing vegetables. Shrinking availability.
The "You Actually Look Good" Fabric
We might be outwardly cynical, but we secretly care about your comfort. These classic unisex jersey short sleeve tees fit like a well-loved favorite. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (specifically the Bella Canvas 3001), the fabric is incredibly lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), remarkably breathable, and easy to layer. It’s perfect for both active wear and aggressively participating in leisure wear. If you want to get technical about our fabric blends:
Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
Engineered to Survive Your Apathy
We built these to last through all your introverted hobbies and anti-hustle weekends.
Shape Retention: The ribbed knit collar features a seam to make it highly elastic and help it retain its shape.
Structural Support: Dual side seams are located along the sides to hold the garment's shape longer.
Anti-Stretch Tech: Twill shoulder tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Flattering Cut: The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time.
Versatile Style: The retail fit and neat crew neckline make it perfect for casual settings, semi-formal obligations, or effortless accessorizing.
Prints that Do the Talking
Our soft cotton and exceptional print quality ensure you'll fall in love with these shirts over and over again. To make sure your sarcasm is highly legible, sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology. This applies to products fulfilled by print providers like OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Alternatively, providers like TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels to deliver vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
Surprisingly Ethical
We might be annoyed by most people, but we don't hate the planet or the workers making our clothes.
Sourcing: The blank products themselves are sourced from Honduras.
Responsible Production: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, sustainable, no-sweat-shop way.
Certifications: They are REACH certified for responsibly manufactured, humane, and sustainable practices. They are also Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Required in the EU
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.
