FAQ's
Where are you located?
We’re a proudly US-based company, and yes, we print our tees right here in the USA — wild concept, we know. Our U.S. printing partners are located in Florida and Texas, because sarcasm apparently needs multiple production zones.
For our international friends: we see you, we love you, and we've partnered with printers around the globe so your order doesn't take longer than your will to live. You're welcome.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. Because apparently, the need to passively-aggressively judge people through apparel knows no borders.
However, since we haven't mastered teleportation yet, shipping rates are going to vary depending on how far away you've chosen to hide from civilization. Do us both a solid and actually read the shipping policy for your specific area. We typed the whole thing out for a reason, and no, we aren't going to read it to you.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes. We know you'll check it 47 times.
Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number so you can watch your package make its way to you. Also, you can use it to obsessively hit refresh and monitor your package’s journey until it finally arrives—hopefully just in time for you to wear it to your next dinner with In-laws.
What materials are your products made of?
Our tees are soft. Like, actually soft — not "we-said-it-was-soft-on-the-website" soft. They are high quality, comfortable, and gentle on skin because nobody wants to spend the day being sarcastic in an itchy shirt. That would undermine the whole thing. Exact materials vary by item. The details are on each product page. We know you won't read those either, but they're there.