Size Chart

Every Snarky Sarks tee is a Bella+Canvas 3001 — unisex, retail fit, soft as your excuses. It runs true to size. If you like a roomier fit (or plan on a lot of baking), size up one.

Measurements (inches)

Size Body Width Body Length Fits Chest
XS 16½ 27 31–34
S 18 28 34–37
M 20 29 38–41
L 22 30 42–45
XL 24 31 46–49
2XL 26 32 50–53
3XL 28 33 54–57
4XL 30 34 58–61
5XL 32 35 62–65

How to measure (without asking anyone for help)

Body width: Lay a t-shirt you already love flat. Measure straight across, armpit seam to armpit seam.

Body length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Compare those numbers to the chart. Done. You just did something productive today.

Measurements can vary by about ½ inch. Not every color comes in every size — the product page shows what's available.

Still not sure? Email snarkysarks@gmail.com before you order. We answer. Sarcastically, but we answer.