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Dead Men Tell No Tales T-Shirt

Dead Men Tell No Tales T-Shirt

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Color: Natural
$21.99
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Dead Men Tell No Tales

What happens on the fishing trip stays on the fishing trip. Especially the part where you screamed at something that turned out to be your own bait.

Our Dead Men Tell No Tales tee features a bucket-hat-wearing skull, crossed fishing rods, and a chain-framed design with the essential reminder: “And Good Fishing Buddies Don’t Either.” Finally, a code of conduct that protects your reputation better than your actual fishing skills.

Perfect for anglers, loyal fishing buddies, and anyone whose legendary catch gets suspiciously larger every time the witnesses leave the room. A good friend helps you land a fish. A great friend confirms it was enormous without asking which fish you’re referring to.

Wear it to lake weekends, bait-shop runs, or dockside storytelling sessions where accuracy would only ruin the atmosphere. It also makes an excellent gift for that fishing partner who knows what really happened to your expensive rod and has graciously accepted breakfast in exchange for silence.

“Did you guys catch anything?” We caught a peaceful sunrise, some quality time, and an understanding that nobody needs to see the footage.

The tangled lines. The missed net. The forty-minute battle with a submerged shopping cart. Those details are protected under fishing buddy confidentiality.

Add to cart. Your fishing stories deserve a witness with selective memory.

SnarkySarks. Tight lines. Tighter lips.

 

The "You Actually Look Good" Fabric

We might be outwardly cynical, but we secretly care about your comfort. These classic unisex jersey short sleeve tees fit like a well-loved favorite. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (specifically the Bella Canvas 3001), the fabric is incredibly lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), remarkably breathable, and easy to layer. It’s perfect for both active wear and aggressively participating in leisure wear. If you want to get technical about our fabric blends:

Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.

Engineered to Survive Your Apathy

We built these to last through all your introverted hobbies and anti-hustle weekends.

Shape Retention: The ribbed knit collar features a seam to make it highly elastic and help it retain its shape.

Structural Support: Dual side seams are located along the sides to hold the garment's shape longer.

Anti-Stretch Tech: Twill shoulder tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.

Flattering Cut: The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time.

Versatile Style: The retail fit and neat crew neckline make it perfect for casual settings, semi-formal obligations, or effortless accessorizing.

 

Prints that Do the Talking

Our soft cotton and exceptional print quality ensure you'll fall in love with these shirts over and over again. To make sure your sarcasm is highly legible, sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology. This applies to products fulfilled by print providers like OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Alternatively, providers like TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels to deliver vibrant colors and a smooth finish.

 

Surprisingly Ethical

We might be annoyed by most people, but we don't hate the planet or the workers making our clothes.

Sourcing: The blank products themselves are sourced from Honduras.

Responsible Production: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, sustainable, no-sweat-shop way.

Certifications: They are REACH certified for responsibly manufactured, humane, and sustainable practices. They are also Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association.

 

General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Required in the EU

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.

 

Quality Guaranteed

Made Just for You

Fast Shipping

$4.59 shipping. Free on 2+ tees.

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Free +$29.99

Wrong or Damaged?

30 days to tell us

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Premium Everyday Comfort
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

  • Ribbed knit collar with seam -- makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.

  • With side seams -- Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support.

  • Shoulder tape -- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Built to Last
  • Neck Label Printing Techniques -- Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish -- Disclaimer -- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

  • REACH certified -- responsibly manufactured with humane, sustainable practices.

  • Country of origin -- Blank product sourced from Honduras.

  • The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Our Make-it-Right Promise

Wrong item, damaged, or defective? Email us within 30 days with your order number and a photo, and we'll make it right. Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take back wrong sizes or changes of heart. Check the Size Chart first. Printed in the USA: all USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Comfort for Whatever It Is You Do

We actually made these shirts soft enough that they won't irritate your skin—even if the rest of the world absolutely does. Built to survive whatever "spontaneous fun" or "creative moments" you claim to have, these tees will keep you absurdly comfortable while you aggressively ignore your adult responsibilities to focus on the few hobbies you actually like.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.