City's Loud. Fishing Isn't.
The city has car alarms, construction crews, and someone taking a speakerphone call like we all bought tickets. The lake has a fish. We’re going with the fish.
Our City's Loud. Fishing Isn't. tee features a distressed retro sunset, a city skyline, and an angler casting beside peaceful water, with warm orange, golden yellow, cream, and muted green tones. It’s a beautiful tribute to getting far enough away that nobody can ask you for a quick favor.
Perfect for anglers, weekend escape artists, and anyone whose ideal conversation involves a bobber saying absolutely nothing. You don’t need constant entertainment. You’re perfectly happy staring at water while an animal with a brain the size of a pea outsmarts you for six hours.
Wear it to fishing trips, bait-shop runs, or your final day in the office before becoming mysteriously unreachable. It also makes an excellent gift for that friend who considers “no cell service” an amenity.
“But what if you don’t catch anything?” Then I spent the day without hearing someone explain why they’re an empath. Still a wildly successful outing.
The traffic can keep honking. The group chat can keep spiraling. You’ve got a folding chair and an appointment with something that has never said, “Let’s circle back.”
Add to cart. You can’t mute the city, but you can leave it holding the conversation.
SnarkySarks. Less commotion. More waiting for a fish to do something.
The "You Actually Look Good" Fabric
We might be outwardly cynical, but we secretly care about your comfort. These classic unisex jersey short sleeve tees fit like a well-loved favorite. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (specifically the Bella Canvas 3001), the fabric is incredibly lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), remarkably breathable, and easy to layer. It’s perfect for both active wear and aggressively participating in leisure wear. If you want to get technical about our fabric blends:
Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
Engineered to Survive Your Apathy
We built these to last through all your introverted hobbies and anti-hustle weekends.
Shape Retention: The ribbed knit collar features a seam to make it highly elastic and help it retain its shape.
Structural Support: Dual side seams are located along the sides to hold the garment's shape longer.
Anti-Stretch Tech: Twill shoulder tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Flattering Cut: The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time.
Versatile Style: The retail fit and neat crew neckline make it perfect for casual settings, semi-formal obligations, or effortless accessorizing.
Prints that Do the Talking
Our soft cotton and exceptional print quality ensure you'll fall in love with these shirts over and over again. To make sure your sarcasm is highly legible, sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology. This applies to products fulfilled by print providers like OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Alternatively, providers like TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels to deliver vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
Surprisingly Ethical
We might be annoyed by most people, but we don't hate the planet or the workers making our clothes.
Sourcing: The blank products themselves are sourced from Honduras.
Responsible Production: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, sustainable, no-sweat-shop way.
Certifications: They are REACH certified for responsibly manufactured, humane, and sustainable practices. They are also Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Required in the EU
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.
