Should Have Taken up Knitting
Knitting has dropped stitches. Climbing has significantly more concerning versions of that problem. Yet here you are, halfway up a rock, reconsidering your entire personality.
Our Should Have Taken up Knitting tee features a climber silhouette above rugged mountain peaks against a striped retro sunset, with the painfully accurate conclusion: “BUT HERE WE ARE CLINGING TO LIFE.” Beautiful scenery. Questionable decisions. Fingers currently negotiating their resignation.
Perfect for rock climbers, bouldering enthusiasts, and anyone who picked a hobby that requires a safety briefing instead of a comfortable chair. You wanted a fun way to unwind. Somehow, you ended up gripping a piece of granite and discovering entirely new reasons to swear.
Wear it to climbing sessions, post-adventure drinks, or gear-store trips where you spend more money supporting a decision your forearms already oppose. It also makes an excellent gift for that friend who describes a terrifying vertical ordeal as “a pretty chill route.”
“Don’t forget to enjoy the view!” Wonderful suggestion. I’ll pencil that in between maintaining my grip and regretting what I told everyone I could do.
Somewhere, someone is knitting a scarf. They’re sitting down. There’s tea. Meanwhile, you’ve paid actual money to discover that your entire body can tremble independently. But sure—tell us again how this clears your mind.
Add to cart. You can question your hobby and still dress like you’re committed to it.
SnarkySarks. Great views. Terrible alternatives to knitting.
The "You Actually Look Good" Fabric
We might be outwardly cynical, but we secretly care about your comfort. These classic unisex jersey short sleeve tees fit like a well-loved favorite. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (specifically the Bella Canvas 3001), the fabric is incredibly lightweight at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), remarkably breathable, and easy to layer. It’s perfect for both active wear and aggressively participating in leisure wear. If you want to get technical about our fabric blends:
Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
Engineered to Survive Your Apathy
We built these to last through all your introverted hobbies and anti-hustle weekends.
Shape Retention: The ribbed knit collar features a seam to make it highly elastic and help it retain its shape.
Structural Support: Dual side seams are located along the sides to hold the garment's shape longer.
Anti-Stretch Tech: Twill shoulder tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
Flattering Cut: The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time.
Versatile Style: The retail fit and neat crew neckline make it perfect for casual settings, semi-formal obligations, or effortless accessorizing.
Prints that Do the Talking
Our soft cotton and exceptional print quality ensure you'll fall in love with these shirts over and over again. To make sure your sarcasm is highly legible, sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing technology. This applies to products fulfilled by print providers like OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Alternatively, providers like TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels to deliver vibrant colors and a smooth finish.
Surprisingly Ethical
We might be annoyed by most people, but we don't hate the planet or the workers making our clothes.
Sourcing: The blank products themselves are sourced from Honduras.
Responsible Production: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, sustainable, no-sweat-shop way.
Certifications: They are REACH certified for responsibly manufactured, humane, and sustainable practices. They are also Platinum WRAP certified and part of the Fair Labor Association.
General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) Required in the EU
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean.